I SWEAR I'M GOING TO PUNCH MY MOM IN DE FACE ONE OF THESE BLOODY DAYS. SHE BLOODY HELL JUS CANT STOP TELLING EVERYBODY I'M WEARING HIPSTER STUFF AND SPREADING AROUND DE "GOOD" NEWS AROUND DAT IT'S VERY LOW. BLOODY HELL. IT'S NOT. LIK OTHER PPL CAN WEAR EVEN LOWER AND I CANT WEAR MY NORM ONES?! FUCK. FUCK HER AND HER WAIST-HIGH DENIMS. NOW MY WHOLE PATERNAL FAMILY NOES I WEAR "SUPER LOW" STUFF. FUCK. WHY CANT SHE BLOODY HELL UNDERSTAND?! MY DAD DOESNT EVEN OBJECT TO IT SO I TINK SHE SHUD JUS BLOODY HELL SHUT HER MOUTH.

(to be continued)